Moms and Dads.

Day three:
Parents.

Supposedly this is my mother.
(though she often tells me I'm adopted. then she laughs. My mom laughs. Alot.)



although her gorgeous looks may fool you.
this is how I know her.



Most likely you don't care about what color my mothers hair is. Or what shoes she prefers. Or what her middle name is.
Oh. Unless your specifically reading this post for that reason. Thats embarrassing.

Mother
Good at: embarrassing herself
Bad at: singing. dancing.
super hero weakness: coke
she always tells me: get off of the computer.

I love her because: She is more of a best friend than a mother. She rides on the carts when we shop at the grocery store. She pretends to be retarded at public places. She embarrasses me daily. She gives me money for eating bugs. She encourages me. She squeezes my hand really hard when Im getting a shot, then she'll probably promise me a coke if I don't cry. She's the only mom I can think of that plays fantasy football, and declares Super Bowl Sunday to be a national holiday. She tells me Im pretty. She gets in fights with my friends.(they think its me texting those well thought out/witty comebacks. HA.) she checks me out of school when I desire. She is always there. She is absolutely crazy. And that's why I love her.






This is my father. I know it is. Because, I had to get my insanely awesome dancing from someone right? (sorry momma)

Father:
Good at: Sarcasm. (he says its just called "making fun of")
Bad at: lets face it. My dad is good at everything.
super hero weakness: his love for his family.
he always tells me: "good day or great day?" you decide. or "walk on my back."

I love him because, when life hands us lemons. He raps. He dances. He gives an inspirational speech. And you forget those idiot lemons. Because he goes to walmart at midnight and gets me gum. Because he makes me laugh more than any person will ever make me laugh in my life. Because he is pure genius at making fun of my brother. He always makes me happy. All my friends love him. And because he is always Princess Peach when we play mario-kart.



go parents.


xoxo



indyblue