What a charm that phrase was.

Today was lovely.

I got to play with my sisters. (i pretend that i belong to their family)

Courtney, Lexi, and Heather.

Here's how our play dates usually go. (I say play-date, because we are children. its fine.)

1. watch a show

2.eat something

3. stare at some girls hot boyfriend on facebook

4. more attractive men pictures.

5. talk about random lovelies.

6. around #6 we decide to go to a public place and be creepy.

7. we usually choose the mall.

8. me and courtney try to out-creep each other. I think we are pretty dang close, but she may have me beat.

9. find something fun to do.

Now. this is where the "Mediocre" comes in.

We had zero money.

zero.

I mean, usually when I go to the mall with out money, I at LEAST have 5$ in my purse.

Not this time. Cornbreesha's momma dropped me, lexi, and courtney at the mall and not one of us had money.

So we decided we were gonna have to find our own fun.

after #8 got old.

ha. who am I kidding, that never gets old.

but when #9 comes into play, this is where we struggle.

Not today.

We went to the food court obviously.

Sample hunting. You know. Basic stuff.

With out meaning too, we sweet talked EVERY single fast-food joint in the food court.

here's how it went.

we would ask them for a sample. They usually said no.

So we simply took turns saying,

"Aww. We have had a really mediocre day. Please?"

what a charm that phrase was.

Sympathy kicked in, and they said, "Don't tell anyone. I'm not supposed to be doing this."

so since we are So good at what we do, I decided to brag a little bit.

here is the charts.

S'barro Pizza:

Ask for a breadstick.

"Only one"

"aww but we have had such a mediocre day!"

"Fine. you can have 2"

then, when he turns around, you take four.

Flaming Wok:

Ask for some chicken.

they give it to us. We come back 9 times.

It's fine.

Chick' fil' a:

Ask for a sample.

"We can only do one."

"Aww but we have had such a mediocre day!"

"Ok then."

Taco bell:

Ask for sample.

Geronimo says, "We only do free water. No samples."

"aww but we have had such a mediocre day."

"Ok, I'm really not supposed to be doing this."

and just like that. A FREE ORDER OF NACHOS.

Long story short, we did this to Orange Julius, BOTH Pretzel Makers, Nordstrom cafe, Kara chocolates, See's candy, Moon poppers, Subway, and Charlies. Not to mention we went back for seconds.

So, yes indeed is it possible to survive at the mall with out money. Very. Very possible.

xoxo

indy