The season

Tis the season.

For falling asleep in front of the fire place, and getting burned.

And better yet, tis the season for burning your tongue on your mormon star bucks hot chocolate

come at me hipsters.

Tis the season for 

Endless snowball fights until our fingers are red.

And better yet, tis the season 

For rolling around in the snow in my underwear 

and getting paid to do it. okay that might have been when I was 5 years old

 just pretend I didnt say that.

Tis the seasons for watching that one christmas episode of thats so raven, where her school teacher catches them sluffing, but OH SHOOT he's actually santa.

and better yet, that christmas episode of Even Stevens where louis wishes he was never born.

(please tell me you had a decent childhood and have seen this.)

Tis the season for christmas shopping for my friends, and buying them embarrassing gifts.

Annnnnd better yet. Tis the season for buying myself presents instead of them.

(its an awful habit, im sure you do it too.)

Tis the season for winter winter winter winter winter.

and better yet, its christmas time,

 so chin up every body and remind yourself that Justin Bieber has a christmas album.